April 22, 2025
Nigeria

The Southern and Middle Belt Leaders Forum (SMBLF) has issued a stern warning to those trying to do away with the zoning of the presidency in the country, saying any attempt to end zoning, as being insinuated in some northern quarters, would spell the end for Nigeria.

The leaders condemned a statement credited to the chairman of the Northern Elders Forum (NEF), Alhaji Ango Abdullahi, that rotation of the presidency between the north and south was “dead and buried”. They declared that another eight years of northern presidency, after President Muhammadu Buhari, was unacceptable.

The position of the leaders was contained in a joint statement yesterday by National Leader, Pan Niger Delta Forum (PANDEF), and Chairman, SMBLF, Chief Edwin Clark; leader of Afenifere, Chief Ayo Adebanjo; President-General, Ohanaeze Ndigbo Worldwide, Professor George Obiozor; and National President, Middle Belt Forum, Pogu Bitrus. They said they were prepared for those attempting to upturn a practice – zoning – that had sustained the country.

The group warned that any attempt to kill and bury the age-long power rotation agreement between the north and south was tantamount to an attempt to kill and bury Nigeria.

SMBLF warned that the move to tinker with the rotation of the presidency was inimical to national unity.

The Southern and Middle Belt leaders also warned Abdullahi’s NEF, and wondered if the northern body was now out to dissolve the country.

The statement said, “SMBLF says it is rather unfortunate and absurd that Ango Abdullahi and his Northern Elders Forum would make such twaddle. Are they now ready to dissolve the country? What has happened that zoning, which has been a sine qua non in the nation’s political progression, has now become a ‘dead and buried’ issue, in the irrational contemplations of Ango Abdullahi and his co-travellers?

“Could it be due to the incapacity, insipidity and disastrous performance of the Buhari administration or the narcissistic desire to perpetuate Hausa/Fulani hegemony? It has become necessary to underscore that Ango Abdullahi, with his established disposition of inconsistency and duplicity, is one of the people disturbing the polity and peace of Nigeria.

“A few days ago, this same Ango fumbled with the idea of a so-called consensus arrangement for northern presidential aspirants, he has not come out of it. Now he has sprung up with this reckless statement that zoning is dead and buried. Ango and his northern elders do not have the power to kill and bury zoning. If they want to kill and bury Nigeria, then we are ready for them.”

The elder statesmen stated that the “history of zoning between the north and the south is well-known to everybody in this country and has been respected by all the major political parties in Nigeria.” They recalled that all the ruling political parties from the Second Republic, such as the now defunct National Party of Nigeria (NPN) and the current opposition Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), had adhered to the principle of zoning.

The elders also accused the national chairman of the All Progressives Congress (APC), Senator Adamu Abdullahi, of outright dishonesty and chicanery for saying APC had not decided the zoning of the presidency.

According to SMBLF, “More so, earlier this year, the nation and global audience were told by Governor Nasir El-Rufai of Kaduna State on a national/satellite television station, Channels Television, that zoning of the party and political elective offices exists in the APC.

“The governor further hinted that all the positions earlier held by the north would be swapped with the south and vice versa. And this was inclusive of the presidency. That was the reason why only northerners vied for the national chairmanship of the party, which was zoned to the north and micro-zoned to the North-central, during the party’s national convention in March this year.

“Sadly, we are now being told by the newly ‘imposed’ national chairman of the APC, Senator Abdullahi Adamu, that the APC has not decided on the zoning of the presidency. Such a statement at this stage, with about 30 days to the presidential primaries, amounts to outright dishonesty and chicanery. Who are they trying to deceive and who will allow them?

“It becomes even more upsetting given the fact that the statement came from someone who himself emerged as National Chairman of the APC through the policy of rotation and zoning.”

The southern leaders added, “It is haughty for anybody to say that this is the time to consider the quality of candidates. Where in Nigeria is deficient in quality candidates? Is it the south or the north? Everyone of the individuals from the south, who has indicated interest to contest for the presidency, both in APC and in PDP, is qualified to be President of Nigeria.

“They should stop their trickery. Enough is enough! We cannot have a northerner president for eight years and then welcome another northern president for another eight years or more. That is unacceptable to us. We, therefore, strongly caution all our governors, former governors, and top politicians not to accept the vice presidency nomination from any northern presidential candidate.

“We urge the 17 southern governors, who unanimously declared that the presidency must come to the south in May last year, at Asaba, Delta State, to remain resolute. They have our absolute support for the Southern and Middle Belt Leaders’ Forum and we stand firmly by them. This country belongs to all of us!

“Let everybody take this as a serious warning that the issue of zoning cannot be swept under the carpet; it cannot be dead and buried, if zoning is buried, Nigeria is, then, buried. And if they are thinking that this is a joke, let it be known that it is not. If we cannot abide by the established principle of rotation and zoning between the north and the south, then we should not continue with one Nigeria; we should go back to what we were as a people before the amalgamation of 1914.

“We also earnestly call on the people of the Middle Belt Region and all minorities in Nigeria to wake up and work conscientiously with the southerners, if we do, the prospects will be pellucid. This was demonstrated at the National Conference of 2014 to the mortification of those who think this country belongs to them alone.”

 

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    significant enhancements in muscle mass inside just 2 weeks.
    Trenbolone will increase protein synthesis, enabling
    speedy improvement of muscle tissue. This, coupled with its
    results on the body’s long-term muscle achieve,
    units trenbolone apart as a robust steroid in the marketplace.

    Nevertheless, ensuring a safe and effective experience requires
    a radical assessment of assorted factors. In this comprehensive information,
    we offer useful insights for individuals contemplating their first Tren cycle.
    We provide recommendation on dosage, well being components,
    and essential precautions that can help you maximize the benefits whereas minimizing potential dangers.

    With this knowledge, you’ll be able to confidently begin your Tren journey, figuring out that unwanted effects are solely incurred when the compound is wrongly
    used.
    However, the 2 hottest SERMs, Nolvadex and Clomid, shouldn’t be
    taken with trenbolone, as they’ll enhance progesterone levels, worsening tren-induced gynecomastia in our experience.
    Due to its versatility, trenbolone may be efficiently utilized
    throughout slicing or bulking cycles, making it some of the aesthetically pleasing
    AAS in the marketplace. There doesn’t seem like an enormous problem
    with underneath dosing though it does occur. Contamination may additionally be a problem making it crucial that you
    understand a lot about your vendor. Nevertheless, should
    you reside in the united states and purchase Tren on-line
    or wherever for that matter you are breaking the legislation. Tren is
    not a prescribed anabolic steroid and is classed as a Schedule III controlled substance.

    Trenbolone works by binding to androgen receptors in muscle tissue,
    which results in elevated protein synthesis and muscle growth.
    Nonetheless, it additionally binds to androgen receptors in other tissues,
    together with the testicles. It’s straightforward
    to see how the consequences of Tren can benefit the slicing phase and they can be
    almost if not just as useful to the off-season or bulking section. There are steroids that produce more
    weight faster, but with Tren all weight gained might be muscle mass.

    Testosterone is also included to supply a functional degree of the hormone.
    Parabolan can be utilized at up to 300mg weekly,
    and Winstrol oral at 50mg daily most. Beginners should
    put together for a 12-week cycle in the occasion that they need to experience the total potential of
    Parabolan. You ought to already have experience with different anabolic steroids earlier than trying this cycle.
    A high quality cycle for cutting using Tren acetate is to take 75
    to 100mg two to 3 instances weekly for four weeks, growing the dosage to 100mg to 150mg for the following eight weeks
    of the cycle. As Tren acetate leaves the physique shortly, more frequent injections are required.
    As with a Trenbolone bulking cycle, making use of other compounds like Dianabol or testosterone helps hold some side effects in verify.

    The primitive steroid ring incorporates three
    cyclohexyl molecules and one cyclopentyl molecule conjoined.
    Cholesterol is essentially the most primary
    steroid in nature and is indeed the biological precursor of endogenous steroid synthesis in greater animals.

    Anabolic steroids (particularly trenbolone) will accelerate hair loss if taken frequently over a big
    period of time. Though it could not cause excessive will increase in general weight gain, its ability to add lean muscle tissue is only rivaled by
    the likes of Dianabol and Anadrol in our expertise.
    If we have been to sum up the results of Tren with one word, the constructive
    effects it might be “incredible! ” This steroid can be used in cutting and bulking cycles with nice effectiveness, but it’s the slicing phase that perhaps wins out by method of whole advantages.
    When the pellets hit the market it wasn’t long before many athletes realized how to convert the pellets (very massive pellets) into an injectable Tren type.

    References:

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