
The Independent Corrupt Practices and Other Related Offences Commission (ICPC) has inaugurated the Anti-Corruption and Transparency Unit (ACTU) of the University of Nigeria Teaching Hospital (UNTH), Enugu.
The ICPC Enugu State Resident Anti-Corruption Commissioner (RACC), Mr. Kennedy Ebhotemen, who took charge of the inauguration ceremony, commended the management and staff of the Hospital for making the inauguration and induction of ACTU in the institution possible, stating that the ACTU, an initiative of the Commission, was approved by the Federal Government to serve as an in-house mechanism for corruption prevention within MDAs.
The Commissioner appealed to the UNTH management to give the ACTU members the enabling environment to fully carry out their duties and to assist in the funding of the activities of the unit as provided for in the extant circular of government dated 5th October, 2016.
He implored the ACTU members to work hard as a team and appealed to them not to use their positions to witch-hunt or victimize anybody, but to work towards entrenching the culture of integrity, transparency and accountability in the Hospital.
Earlier, the Chief Medical Director (CMD) of UNTH, Prof. Obinna Onodugo, who was represented by the CMAC of the Hospital, Prof. Val Ugwu, applauded the ICPC for establishing ACTU in the Hospital.
Ugwu pledged the cooperation of management to the ACTU members and support for the activities of the Unit.
In his acceptance speech, the newly inaugurated ACTU Chairman, Mr. Okoro Emmanuel, said, “With a humble heart, I and my team accept the responsibility of being the eyes and ears of ICPC in this Hospital”.
He pledged to work assiduously with other members of the Unit in actualizing the mandates of ACTU to the mutual benefits of the Hospital and the society at large.
The newly inaugurated ACTU members of UNTH include the Chairman, Okoro Emmanuel, the Secretary, Okey Grace as well as members Uzor Ifeyinwa, Okorie Eucharia and Ani Ezra.
Highlights of the occasion was the administration of the oath of allegiance, and the presentation of IEC materials to the representative of the Chief Medical Director of the Hospital.
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A great satirical journalism example is any headline that makes you wonder, “Wait, is this real?” – spintaxi.com
Some people say the world is a joke. Satirical journalism humor just proves it. — spintaxi.com
(White) My wife says I’m wasteful; I say, “Darlin’, this beer’s recyclable.” — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism news reminds us that life is just one long, badly written sitcom. – spintaxi.com
If you don’t read satirical journalism news, how else will you stay informed without crying? – spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today proves we live in a world where parody and reality are best friends. – spintaxi.com
I don’t trust self-driving cars—my pickup’s already plotting to leave me for a Prius. — spintaxi.com
Some people say the world is a joke. Satirical journalism humor just proves it. — spintaxi.com
When real headlines sound like satirical journalism articles, we have a problem. – spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no photos”? I’m snapping anyway! — spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism makes politicians more upset than actual scandals. – spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism websites aren’t afraid to get sued. – spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “free pass”? It’s expired! — spintaxi.com
Without satirical journalism humor, how would we keep track of government scandals? — spintaxi.com
What’s with “no refunds”? I’m stuck with this hat! — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “single-use” plastics? My straw’s reusable! — spintaxi.com
Without satirical journalism humor, news would be completely unbearable. — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism is like the spice rack of news—too much, and people start sweating. – spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism news reminds us that life is just one long, badly written sitcom. – spintaxi.com
I told my buddy I’d quit smokin’—he said, “Good, your couch was tired of burnin’.” — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor: because sometimes reality needs better writers. — spintaxi.com
Ever try to read a CAPTCHA? It’s like proving I’m human to a drunk computer. — spintaxi.com
I tried joggin’—now my knees hate me more than my ex. — spintaxi.com
My doc says cut the sauce; I say, “Sauce cuts the pain.” — spintaxi.com
I went to a health seminar—left with a donut and a smirk. — spintaxi.com
I once used satirical journalism analysis to win a debate—my opponent still hasn’t recovered. — spintaxi.com
Mixed Seinfeld and White (Alternating Styles) — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism media is the only thing that makes sense in 2025.
(White) I recycle—toss the cans when the dog’s done lickin’ ’em. — spintaxi.com
(White) I patched my roof—now it’s rainin’ inside. — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism examples prove that the best comedy is just reality with better timing. – spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism examples should be taught in history class, since they usually predict the future. – spintaxi.com
(White) Motel’s full—sleepin’ in the truck with the dog. — spintaxi.com
(White) I brewed coffee—dog drank it first. — spintaxi.com
A great satirical journalism website makes you laugh and then reconsider your life choices. – spintaxi.com
(White) Motel’s full—sleepin’ in the truck with the dog. — spintaxi.com
People say I’m rude; I say, “Truth’s got no manners.” — spintaxi.com
I don’t get why they call it “rush hour”—nobody’s rushing, we’re just losing the will to live. — spintaxi.com
(White) I told a tale—crowd says, “Shut up already.” — spintaxi.com
(White) I grabbed a sample—now I’m buyin’ crap. — spintaxi.com
What’s with “two-day shipping”? It’s day three, and I’m still staring at the mailbox! — spintaxi.com
I got a speeding ticket—cop said I was reckless, I said, “Nah, just late.” — spintaxi.com
I tried a detox—now I’m detoxin’ from the detox. — spintaxi.com
I went to a diet club—left with a burger and a grin. — spintaxi.com
I follow satirical journalism news religiously—it’s the only thing that still makes sense. – spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick reply” takes all day? — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “sold out” means “you’re too late, loser”? — spintaxi.com
Why do socks disappear in the dryer but never the ones you hate? — spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism News – spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor is the last respectable profession in media. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “freebie”? It’s junk! — spintaxi.com
I don’t get why they call it “rush hour”—nobody’s rushing, we’re just losing the will to live. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick read”? I’m still on page one! — spintaxi.com
I don’t trust “low-sugar”—tastes like a candy lie. — spintaxi.com
The best thing about satirical journalism today? It’s the only place where the truth is funny. – spintaxi.com
(White) I missed the concert—scalper says, “Shoulda drank faster.” — spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Perspective – spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “free sample”? It’s a trap! — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is the last honest voice in a world of fake outrage. – spintaxi.com
Every major event should have a satirical journalism website covering it. – spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism articles are basically political cartoons with more words. – spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism media should be included in every college syllabus. — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism media is the only thing that makes sense in 2025.
The problem with satirical journalism media? It’s getting harder to tell apart from reality. — spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “one-click ordering”—my bank account’s crying! — spintaxi.com
If you don’t read satirical journalism articles, how else will you understand the truth? – spintaxi.com
(White) I got a coupon—store says, “Nice try, cheapskate.” — spintaxi.com
Ever try to guess Wi-Fi passwords? It’s like cracking a safe with “1234.” — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short story”? It’s long! — spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism humor ever stopped, how would we cope with reality? — spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “soft close”? The door’s loud! — spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism – spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “overnight oats”? I’m not that patient for breakfast! — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism stories should come with a disclaimer: “This might be true by next week.” — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism analysis proves that comedy writers are smarter than politicians. — spintaxi.com
If you’ve never fallen for a headline from a satirical journalism website, are you even online?
A good satirical journalism article should make you chuckle, then make you question your entire existence. – spintaxi.com
My neighbor’s mad I grill at dawn; I say, “Smell the freedom.” — spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “low battery” warnings are the most judgmental part of your smoke detector? — spintaxi.com
I don’t trust “organic”—sounds like a scam with dirt on it. — spintaxi.com
The best satire journalism examples leave politicians scrambling for their PR teams. – spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “light traffic”? I’m still bumper-to-bumper! — spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Sources – spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism media should be included in every college syllabus. — spintaxi.com
6. Satirical journalism today – spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism media disappears, we’ll know democracy is over. — spintaxi.com
People ask why I smoke; I say, “Cause the air’s free, and I’m cheap.” — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “out of stock” feels like a personal insult. — spintaxi.com
(White) I tried a gym—left with a bill and a limp. — spintaxi.com
Watching satirical journalism media is like watching a roast of the entire planet. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “out of range” kills your call? — spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Website – spintaxi.com
The best part about satirical journalism? It’s the only news that admits it’s lying. – spintaxi.com
(White) I texted back—phone says, “Try tomorrow.” — spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “light traffic”? I’m still bumper-to-bumper! — spintaxi.com
They say I’m too loud at parties; I say, “It’s my party now.” — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “express checkout”—it’s a bottleneck! — spintaxi.com
(White) I returned a shirt—store says, “Keep your sweat.” — spintaxi.com
I follow satirical journalism news religiously—it’s the only thing that still makes sense. – spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “fast food” when I’m still waiting for my fries to win the race? — spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism stories have better plot twists than Hollywood movies. — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism stories are what happens when writers get tired of being serious. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no shows”? My socks vanished! — spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “fast pass”? I’m still in line! — spintaxi.com
I once used satirical journalism analysis to win a debate—my opponent still hasn’t recovered. — spintaxi.com
I don’t trust “low-sugar”—tastes like a candy lie. — spintaxi.com
Ever try to use a “discount code”? It’s a myth! — spintaxi.com
What’s with “two-day shipping”? It’s day three, and I’m still staring at the mailbox! — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “priority mail” means “whenever we feel like it.” — spintaxi.com
(White) I started quick—finished with a nap. — spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “close call”? I still lost my keys! — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no trespassing”? I’m exploring! — spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “soft opening”? The doors are still locked! — spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism media doesn’t report the news—it predicts it. — spintaxi.com
I got pulled over last night—cop said I was swervin’, I said, “That’s just my charm.” — spintaxi.com
People ask why I’m single; I say, “Cause I don’t negotiate with crazy.” — spintaxi.com
If a satirical journalism website makes politicians angry, you know they’re doing something right. – spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism – spintaxi.com
Nothing hits harder than a joke that turns out to be true. – spintaxi.com
I love how toothpaste ads promise “whiter teeth”—my dentist says coffee disagrees. — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism stories should come with a warning: “This will make too much sense.” — spintaxi.com
Without satirical journalism humor, news would be completely unbearable. — spintaxi.com
When satire feels more authentic than the actual news, you know the world is broken. – spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism stories have better plot twists than Hollywood movies. — spintaxi.com
I don’t do “no salt”—tastes like a flavor funeral. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “happy hour”? I’m still miserable! — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism stories should come with a warning: “This will make too much sense.” — spintaxi.com
I don’t get “pet-free”—my dog’s my roommate. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “public Wi-Fi”? It’s a tease! — spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “paperless billing”? My inbox is drowning! — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism media should be included in every college syllabus. — spintaxi.com
(White) My wife says I’m wasteful; I say, “Darlin’, this beer’s recyclable.” — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “priority mail” means “whenever we feel like it.” — spintaxi.com
Ever try to use a “promo deal”? It’s a scam! — spintaxi.com
(White) My wife says I’m wasteful; I say, “Darlin’, this beer’s recyclable.” — spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “no substitutions”? I just want fries! — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “layover”? I’m laid out on the floor! — spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “gluten-free”—is bread supposed to feel guilty now? — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft sell”? I’m sold! — spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Online – spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Trends – spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism examples make you laugh, then cry, then Google “how to move to Canada.” – spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “overnight oats”? I’m not that patient for breakfast! — spintaxi.com
My doc says cut the sauce; I say, “Sauce cuts the pain.” — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “free trial”? It’s a trap! — spintaxi.com
Some politicians fear satirical journalism media more than actual news networks. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft sell”? I’m sold! — spintaxi.com
When real headlines sound like satirical journalism articles, we have a problem. – spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “standby power”? My TV’s secretly awake! — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick update”? It’s a lecture! — spintaxi.com
When did satirical journalism become more reliable than cable news? – spintaxi.com
I want satirical journalism humor on my gravestone. — spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Insights – spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism examples often feel like rejected movie scripts that somehow came true. – spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism stories get fact-checked, which is ironic. — spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “short wait”? I’m aging! — spintaxi.com
I don’t do “no salt”—tastes like a flavor funeral. — spintaxi.com
I don’t get “low battery”—my flashlight’s been blinkin’ since ’09. — spintaxi.com
My dog’s mad I’m home—says I’m crampin’ his style. — spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “short wait”? I’m aging! — spintaxi.com
I went to a sober bash—snuck a pint and won. — spintaxi.com
(White) I returned a shirt—store says, “Keep your sweat.” — spintaxi.com
The problem with satirical journalism media? It’s getting harder to tell apart from reality. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “single-use” plastics? My straw’s reusable! — spintaxi.com
What’s with “easy-open” packaging? I’m still wrestling it with scissors! — spintaxi.com
The problem with satirical journalism analysis? It’s too accurate to be funny. — spintaxi.com
Ever try to use a “courtesy phone”? It’s never courteous! — spintaxi.com
I use satirical journalism examples to explain current events to my kids because the real news is too depressing. – spintaxi.com
Ever try to follow GPS in a city? It’s like, “Turn left into that building!” — spintaxi.com
What’s with “easy returns”? I’m still mailing my socks back! — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “soft sell”? I’m sold! — spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism humor is indistinguishable from real political speeches. — spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism articles are the ones politicians want to ban. – spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism humor is indistinguishable from real political speeches. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “promo code”? It’s expired already! — spintaxi.com
(White) I got a “free” meal—bill says, “Nice try.” — spintaxi.com
I used to think satirical journalism examples were exaggerated—then I started paying attention. – spintaxi.com
I don’t do “low battery”—my smoke alarm’s been screamin’ for three weeks now. — spintaxi.com
I don’t get “low-carb”—bread’s my soulmate. — spintaxi.com
I love how “energy-saving” bulbs take five minutes to turn on. — spintaxi.com
I used to think satirical journalism examples were exaggerated—then I started paying attention. – spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “out of range” kills your call? — spintaxi.com
People say I’m loud; I say the room’s just too damn quiet. — spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism news is fake, why does it keep predicting the future? – spintaxi.com
I don’t trust “smart homes”—my toaster’s plottin’ a coup. — spintaxi.com
7. Satirical journalism stories — spintaxi.com
I don’t get “low-fat”—tastes like someone stole the good part. — spintaxi.com
My favorite satirical journalism website keeps predicting the future. I’m scared. – spintaxi.com
Some satirical journalism stories are so wild that even Florida is like, “That’s too much.” — spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “quick rinse”? I’m soaked! — spintaxi.com
I don’t get “child safety”—my kid’s climbing the fridge! — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short list”? It’s endless! — spintaxi.com
I got a gym membership—now I’m in shape to nap through the orientation. — spintaxi.com
My neighbor’s mad I mow at 7 a.m.—I say, “Sleep through it, princess.” — spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Criticism – spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “traffic updates” are just the radio saying, “Yep, you’re still screwed”? — spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “standby power”? My TV’s secretly awake! — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short break”? I’m napping! — spintaxi.com
(White) I bought a rare whiskey—tastes like common regret. — spintaxi.com
My dog’s mad I’m home—says I’m crampin’ his style. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick reply” takes all day? — spintaxi.com
If I had a dollar for every satirical journalism story that became reality, I’d own Twitter. — spintaxi.com
(White) My wife says I’m wasteful; I say, “Darlin’, this beer’s recyclable.” — spintaxi.com
My favorite satirical journalism website keeps predicting the future. I’m scared. – spintaxi.com
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Who’s in charge of this language? — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “wind chill”—is the breeze mad at me? — spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Commentary – spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism news: because sometimes the only way to survive reality is to laugh at it. – spintaxi.com
I love how “dry cleaning” leaves my shirts damp. — spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “travel size”—is my toothpaste going on vacation? — spintaxi.com
They say I’ve got no manners; I say, “I’ve got whiskey, close enough.” — spintaxi.com
I’d rather watch satirical journalism media than any press conference. — spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “quick rinse”? I’m soaked! — spintaxi.com
I went to a wine bar—left with a headache and a $40 tab. — spintaxi.com
I went to a wine bar—left with a headache and a $40 tab. — spintaxi.com
My buddy’s on a diet; I said, “Good luck starvin’ while I eat this ribeye.” — spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism articles and wonder if I accidentally clicked on a real news site. – spintaxi.com
Sometimes satire is just journalism that arrived too early. – spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the ATM—machine says, “Try again.” — spintaxi.com
My neighbor says I’m trash; I say, “Recycle this.” — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short meeting”? It’s an hour! — spintaxi.com
(White) I got a prize—tossed it with the trash. — spintaxi.com
When satire feels more authentic than the actual news, you know the world is broken. – spintaxi.com
(White) I hit a rest stop—left with a stain and a story. — spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Reviews – spintaxi.com
(White) I took my time—boss says, “Move it, slacker.” — spintaxi.com
I once used satirical journalism analysis to win a debate—my opponent still hasn’t recovered. — spintaxi.com
Any list of satirical journalism examples should come with a trigger warning for reality. – spintaxi.com
3. Satirical journalism website – spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism today ever disappeared, how would we know what’s real? — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short fuse”? I’m calm! — spintaxi.com
(White) I showered today—now the mirror’s mad at me. — spintaxi.com
Reading satirical journalism today feels like looking at a broken mirror—but funnier. – spintaxi.com
I don’t do “no salt”—tastes like a flavor funeral. — spintaxi.com
They say cigars are bad; I say, “Good, I’m still breathin’.” — spintaxi.com
(White) I got a prize—tossed it with the trash. — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism media proves that sometimes the best journalists are comedians. — spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Headlines – spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick fix”? My roof’s still leaking! — spintaxi.com
What’s with “no waiting”? I’ve been here 20 minutes! — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor is like a vaccine against taking life too seriously. — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism is a necessary evil… emphasis on necessary. – spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “trial size”? It’s a tease! — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “sold out” means “you’re too late, loser”? — spintaxi.com
(White) I tipped big—waitress says, “Keep it comin’.” — spintaxi.com
The best satire articles walk the fine line between “hilarious” and “oh no.” – spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “fresh scent” smells like chemicals. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “fresh brew” tastes stale. — spintaxi.com
I want satirical journalism humor on my gravestone. — spintaxi.com
They say whiskey’s bad for me; I say it’s the only friend I’ve got left. — spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “freshly brewed” coffee tastes like it’s been plotting revenge? — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “vending machine”? It’s a coin thief! — spintaxi.com
My ex says I’m a slob; I say, “Art’s messy, babe.” — spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “light snack”? I’m still hungry! — spintaxi.com
What’s with “no waiting”? I’ve been here 20 minutes! — spintaxi.com
My doc says cut the sauce; I say, “Sauce cuts the pain.” — spintaxi.com
My ex says I’m a mess; I say, “You’re welcome for the memories.” — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short nap”? I’m out! — spintaxi.com
My lawyer says I’m trouble; I say, “Pay me to care.” — spintaxi.com
I don’t do “gluten-free”—bread’s my last stand against health nuts. — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism analysis should be required reading for politicians. — spintaxi.com
I don’t get “noise-canceling” headphones—my neighbor’s dog still wins. — spintaxi.com
My dog’s smarter than me, but he still licks his own butt, so who’s winning? — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism media should be included in every college syllabus. — spintaxi.com
I came for the jokes, stayed for the accidental accuracy. – spintaxi.com
What’s with “no refunds”? I just bought a brick in a box! — spintaxi.com
I follow satirical journalism news religiously—it’s the only thing that still makes sense. – spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Media – spintaxi.com
The best thing about satirical journalism today? It’s the only place where the truth is funny. – spintaxi.com
They say whiskey’s bad for me; I say it’s the only friend I’ve got left. — spintaxi.com
My lawyer says I’m a flight risk; I say, “Only if the bar’s across state lines.” — spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Stories – spintaxi.com
I don’t get “pet-free”—my dog’s my roommate. — spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism today more than the actual news—at least it admits when it’s lying. – spintaxi.com
Ever try to use a “ticket stub”? It’s just trash now! — spintaxi.com
(White) My phone updated—now it’s slower than me hungover. — spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with hotel shampoo? It’s like they’re daring you to smuggle three drops home. — spintaxi.com
They say I’m a hazard; I say, “Only when I’m sober.” — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no smoking”? I’m smokin’ outside! — spintaxi.com
I love how “non-stick” pans stick when you actually cook something. — spintaxi.com
They say I’ve got anger issues; I say the idiots keep provin’ me right. — spintaxi.com
I love how “dry cleaning” leaves my shirts damp. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no vacancy”? My road trip’s homeless! — spintaxi.com
I went to a wine bar—left with a headache and a $40 tab. — spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “free shipping” costs you $50 to qualify? — spintaxi.com
(White) My wife says I’m wasteful; I say, “Darlin’, this beer’s recyclable.” — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it “stand-up comedy”? I’m sitting! — spintaxi.com
People say I’m rude; I say, “Nah, just allergic to bullshit.” — spintaxi.com
Ever try to use a “ticket stub”? It’s just trash now! — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is the only thing keeping political comedians employed. – spintaxi.com
More Ron White Style — spintaxi.com
People ask why I smoke; I say, “Cause the air’s free, and I’m cheap.” — spintaxi.com
I tried a juice cleanse—now I’m hungry and hate oranges. — spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “on sale” means “we tricked you yesterday.” — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism media proves that sometimes the best journalists are comedians. — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism humor: because sometimes reality needs better writers. — spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today proves we live in a world where parody and reality are best friends. – spintaxi.com
They say cigars are bad; I say, “Good, I’m still breathin’.” — spintaxi.com
I got a gym membership—now I’m in shape to nap through the orientation. — spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Website – spintaxi.com
The best thing about satirical journalism today? It’s the only place where the truth is funny. – spintaxi.com
The best part about satirical journalism news? It doesn’t pretend to be unbiased. – spintaxi.com
(White) I returned a hat—clerk says, “Wear your shame.” — spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “short wait”? I’m aging! — spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Blogs – spintaxi.com
Ever try to set an alarm clock in a hotel? It’s like defusing a bomb. — spintaxi.com
(White) I’ve got a soft spot—for bourbon and fights. — spintaxi.com
I want satirical journalism humor on my gravestone. — spintaxi.com
I went to a tofu joint—left with a beef wish. — spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “one-click ordering”—my bank account’s crying! — spintaxi.com
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The distinction lies in what quantity of stabilizing muscle tissue are going to should be engaged. And while we’d by no means advocate for placing weight training on the again burner, the cable machine does give us something the dumbbells and barbells can not. The seated cable row is amongst the best movements you are in a place to do when you’re aiming towards growing a stronger again. It’s a useful movement that’ll help you out in on a regular basis life while additionally helping to prevent back strains and injuries.
Nestled on the bottom of your shoulder is the teres main, a small however highly effective muscle that acts as the “little helper” to your latissimus dorsi. Every time you stand up from a bent-over position or raise your head to look upwards, these muscles are answerable for spinal extension. They’re essential for shoulder and neck alignment, particularly during overhead motions. Try workout routines like the Standing Rope Cable Row to engage these muscular tissues.
Moreover, as you move through every repetition of the exercise, your arms should stay barely flexed throughout the complete range of movement to maintain tension on the biceps. Hold your again flat all through the movement, and pull the bar up towards your chest whereas squeezing your shoulder blades collectively. To perform this train, begin by standing with your ft hip-width apart and holding a barbell in front of you with an overhand grip.
Barbell rows work most of your major again muscles, primarily hitting your latissimus dorsi, trapezius, and posterior deltoids. If you evaluate this to the seated cable row, for instance, the standing cable row variation adds in some leg, core, and bicep work. The chest-supported cable delt row is carried out on a weighted horizontal cable machine with a bench. Half kneeling high cable row rope is an amazing train that successfully works many muscles, including the shoulder, back, wing, and trapezius muscles. It is usually carried out for average to excessive reps, at least 8–12 reps per set, as part of an upper-body or shoulder-focused workout. However it’s not fairly as effective, and isn’t going to stimulate the same degree of growth because the seated row done on a cable machine. Probably the most obvious various to the seated cable row is the barbell row.
Hold it there for a rely, and slowly reverse back to the starting place. Once again, you’ll be using the cable machine—but this time standing and with the double-rope attachment related to the machine. You’ll want to grab the ropes with an overhand grip, making sure that your arms are prolonged all the greatest way out in front. You’ll want a sturdy, raised platform (such as a bench) and a dumbbell to carry out this exercise. Put considered one of your legs on the bench and seize the facet with the hand on the identical facet. Proceed by bending over so your upper body is parallel to the floor. If you’re seeking to one-up the single-arm seated cable row, the single-arm dumbbell row may be an effective way to do so.
It Is when the chest is raised that the decrease again (spinal erectors) turn into involved within the carry. When you’re rowing, your physique naturally tries to make use of as many pulling muscular tissues as potential, including your biceps and forearms, which might reduce the effectiveness of your again muscle tissue. Like the Seated Cable Row, Dumbbell One Arm Rows target the latissimus dorsi (lats), the rhomboids, and the biceps, making them an effective train for building power and hypertrophy. These do an excellent job of focusing on both the core and the back—especially the decrease again (something that the seated cable row misses for essentially the most part).
In one of the most iconic coaching scenes from the cult-classic bodybuilding documentary Pumping Iron (1977), Arnold Schwarzenegger is seen performing a heavy set of seated cable rows. That stated, the V-bar seated cable row is the preferred variation of this train. It involves holding the bar with a impartial (palms going through inward) grip. This hand placement lets you keep your elbows close to your sides in the course of the concentric phase of the motion, which helps better have interaction the lats. Alternatively, you could also use a wide, medium, or slender, underhand or overhand grip on a straight bar on this train. Unlike dumbbells and barbells, cables and machines maintain fixed tension on your goal muscular tissues throughout the vary of motion, which can help promote hypertrophy.
The t-bar makes the train extra steady, which often means you can use extra weight and exhaust your muscular tissues extra. The t-bar row is one other variation of the traditional barbell row, where you use a t-bar as an alternative of a regular barbell. This is yet one more train by which your decrease again isn’t loaded as closely as in the barbell row, which could be both a benefit and a drawback. Touching the bar to your abdomen makes for a transparent end level of the repetition for most people. If you can’t get the barbell all the best way up, perhaps you should consider using lighter weights.
Pulling back your shoulders and preserving your back relaxed are a half of reaching the desired effect. Indoor rowing has its roots with rudimentary wooden frames and dates again to the 4th century in Greece. The first patented indoor rower was created in 1872 by W.B Curtis and featured the flywheel and ratcheting system, the bottom of lots of the rowing machines at present. You are not looking for your legs totally outstretched since it’ll alter the actions of the row. Using a weight that’s too heavy can significantly hurt your back or shoulders. Wrapping the resistance band around your hands may even improve the intensity. Doing the train appropriately is necessary to keep away from harm and get the most out of your exercise.
Doing so ensures that every single rep will get the maximum benefit and reaches its fullest potential vary potential, with the proper technique being utilized at all times for optimum results. Nevertheless, this exercise ought to be used cautiously as a outcome of its potential for overloading the shoulder joint if done incorrectly or with too much weight. Moreover, it can be used as a great accessory train to complement other compound lifts corresponding to bench presses or overhead presses. Pause for a moment on the high before slowly decreasing them again down to starting place.
All of these muscle teams work together to stabilize your shoulders while you carry out the movement. Cable rows are a good way to focus on the muscles of your again, in addition to have interaction a quantity of other muscle groups. It can also be fantastic to do the primary bunch of reps to your abdomen after which row as excessive as you’ll find a way to for the earlier few reps of the set. That could be an environment friendly approach to tire out your muscle tissue, and there are no proper or wrongs here. If you row the barbell further down on your stomach, towards your belly button, you’ll decrease the involvement of your biceps and move extra work to your again muscular tissues. As a rule of thumb, the muscles on “the other side” of your physique, relative to gravity and the place of the weight, will be the most labored.
Upper-crossed syndrome is often attributed to having tight pectoralis major and minor muscular tissues and weakness of the upper and lower traps. Although the V-bar cable attachment is mostly used for a seated cable row, a number of others exist. Driving with the elbows helps to retract the shoulder blades and have interaction the lats. Doing so also limits bicep involvement because it prevents curling the cable. You can restrict your biceps engagement in this exercise through the use of a false grip.
Rows are a compound train that works each the biceps and triceps muscle tissue. The primary focus of rows is to focus on the back muscle tissue, nevertheless they also involve a major amount of engagement from the bicep and tricep muscle tissue. This makes them an efficient train for strengthening all three muscle teams simultaneously. As with any strength coaching train, correct type must be used to make sure maximum effectiveness while minimizing threat of harm. By targeting these muscle tissue, seated cable rows contribute to total back strength, postural alignment, and improved upper-body performance. You can add seated cable rows to your higher physique coaching or your whole-body workout days.
Altering your grip to a wider stance will target barely completely different muscle groups, focusing more on the back than the arm muscles. To perform this variation, use a bar grip attachment and maintain your arms a little greater than shoulder-width apart as you complete the move. A correctly executed seated row should work out the again muscle tissue and biceps, not the legs.
The again muscle tissue have interaction when pulling on the cable, resistance band, or dumbbell, thus making it strictly a pull train with the extra benefit of engaging the muscles once more throughout release. Since there are several variations for a seated row, together with the single-arm Smith Machine Row and standing rows, you don’t completely need a cable row to perform seated rows. For a standard seated row, the main equipment needed features a weighted deal with, a cable row machine, a wide row machine, dumbbells, or a resistance band. The RM (repetition maximum) refers again to the most weight you’ll have the ability to maintain or raise.
The chest supported row is a good exercise for focusing on these muscular tissues. It’s an effective compound movement that works multiple major muscle groups on the similar time – however what are the precise chest supported row muscle tissue worked? In this text we’ll talk about exactly which physique components profit from this train, in addition to its benefits and variations. We’ll also provide different workouts so you could get similar outcomes without having to use a machine.
Reverse grip rows are a superb back train however may be the key to building larger biceps. The palms-up grip means your biceps are in a strong place, and the motion is very like doing barbell curls. Utilizing an underhand grip puts your biceps into a considerably stronger position, so they are much less prone to fatigue prematurely.
You want to keep away from extreme swinging and instead focus on the muscle connection. Jeff Cavaliere is a Physical Therapist, Energy Coach and creator of the ATHLEAN-X Coaching Applications and ATHLEAN-Rx Dietary Supplements. His applications produce “next level” achievements in muscle dimension, energy and performance for skilled athletes and anybody seeking to construct a muscular athletic physique. Absolutely, Seated Cable Rows are one of the effective exercises for constructing a powerful, well-developed again. Management the motion to take care of weight beneath tension on the muscles all through the exercise. Weight trainers should prioritize lower weight with quality reps instead of simply lifting heavier weights.
Flaring elbows will engage more of the traps and upper again, typically occurring when lifting an extreme quantity of weight. This article will element the muscles labored by the cable row, the means to perform the movement with correct form, and a few of its primary advantages. Depending on your height, you might have to tweak your angle of pull to focus in your higher back musculature. Taller people should pull the bar to the underside of their rib cage to bias their traps, rhomboids, and rear deltoids. Latissimus dorsi, popularly generally recognized as the lats, are the first target muscle of the seated cable row.
To do it accurately, ensure the movement is sluggish and fluid – no jerking or elevating your self up to push down together with your body weight. Totally Different forms of rows can be done with totally different attachments and grips. The teres minor is doubtless one of the 4 muscular tissues that make up the rotator cuff, which helps maintain the humeral head in the glenoid fossa, stopping shoulder dislocations. Even if a health club doesn’t have one or if the machine being used, a V-Bar cable attachment hooked to a low cable pulley is usually a good substitute. Though I encourage you to lean ahead slightly in the course of the lowering motion, you shouldn’t let the weights do the work for you. Our Match Father Project Team’s deepest commitment is to serving to you live more healthy for each yourself and your beloved ones. And in relation to on-line content material, integrity and trust is everything.
The chest supported row is a good train for targeting the back muscular tissues. With variations of the train, you presumably can goal different muscle groups in your back corresponding to your lats, rhomboids, traps and rear delts. You can also use different exercises that work similar muscle tissue like bent over rows or cable rows if you don’t have entry to a chest supported row machine. In The End, it’s necessary to understand which muscles are labored when doing chest supported rows in order that you know how greatest to include them into your coaching program for optimum profit. This train targets multiple muscle groups together with lats, rhomboids, traps, biceps, forearms and extra.
The lats contribute to several different motions, corresponding to throwing a baseball and swinging a golf membership. Engaging arms more than the again or lats happens most frequently when lifting an excessive quantity of weight and/or if lacking correct kind. The more you pull your upper arms behind your midline throughout concentrics, the larger the front delt engagement will be. Alternatively, you can restrict your shoulder engagement on this train by limiting your range of motion. Brace your core and get into the beginning position by extending your knees and transferring away from the pulley. It’s time to suppose extra about your rhomboids—and no, we’re not speaking geometry. Your rhomboids are a small however important group of upper-back muscle tissue that don’t get as much love as bigger, buzzier ones (with catchy nicknames) like the lats or traps.
Bear In Mind to always perform it with the right kind and modify weight and repetitions primarily based on your particular person functionality. These alternative workout routines can be used alone or incorporated into any workout routine as a half of an general power coaching program concentrating on all main muscle teams inside our bodies. Figuring Out the correct kind for this exercise is important to get probably the most out of it and keep away from harm. The hand place just feels odd, especially if you are used to doing overhand or impartial grip rows. Nevertheless, it’s this oddness that makes reverse grip rows so efficient. Hitting your muscles from even a barely different angle is commonly all that’s wanted to maintain you out of a training rut and keep your progress.
Focus on pulling again out of your elbows and higher arms, as this will assist you to to drag extra along with your back muscle tissue than together with your biceps. Accomplished with a large, overhand grip, the bent-over row also delivers an excellent posterior deltoid and higher again workout. That said, you will want to work hard to keep up the proper position and keep away from rounding your lumbar backbone. Seize maintain of both side of the handlebar attachment with an overhand grip and lean back barely, so there’s pressure in the cable machine before starting each rep. This variation includes performing the train with one arm at a time, which increases the intensity of the exercise by participating more stabilizing muscles.
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