
President of the Senate has called on the authorities of the MTN Group to ensure that Nigerian subscribers enjoy top quality voice and data services from their network.
Saraki, according to a statement by his Chief Press Secretary, Sanni Onogu, in Abuja, made the call when the Chairman of MTN Nigeria, Dr. Pascal Dozie, led the Group Chairman of the organization, Mr. Phuthuma Nhleko and other management staff on a courtesy visit to the President of the Senate.
Saraki congratulated the MTN management on the successes the company has recorded in the last 18 years in the country, saying they have truly impacted Nigerians and the way they live their lives.
He appreciated the visit and the hosting of the first retreat of the company outside South Africa in Nigeria, and the way the company has continued to engage both the executive and legislative arm of government on issues that concerns their operations and the economy.
Saraki said: “I want to reassure you that you are an important partner in our economy. In a sector that is growing very well, I think it is our responsibility as a responsible government to constructively engage with you.
“Ours is not in any way to see that your business goes down but that your business grow. In doing that, we need to be responsible and ensure that whatever the interest and concerns of Nigerians are are well taken care of.
“I can assure you that the Senate and the National Assembly will be partners with you in the interest of the country and also to support the industry,” he said.
On his part the Group Chairman of MTN, Mr. Phuthuma Nhleko, noted that the company has continue to have constructive relationship with the government and private sector in its about 18 years of operation in Nigeria.
He said the visit was to thank the Senate and indeed the National Assembly for their support and providing conducive business environment through legislation and interventions in the country.
NhIeko said: “I am also delighted to say that overall, it has always been a very constructive partnership. We have found ways to find solutions even when things are difficult.
“We always remind people that when the mobile sector started, I think there was something like 600,000 fixed lines in 2000 – 2001 for the entire country.
“Of course, today, MTN alone has over 54million subscribers… I think by any measure it has been a very mutually beneficial engagement.
“We would like to see ourselves as being a partner to government and continue to contribute to development particularly in developing the ICT sector,” he said.
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The designer’s skills are a tragedy wrapped in a catastrophe.
The color scheme screams I hate my eyes and everyone else’s too.
The color scheme screams I hate my eyes and everyone else’s too.
This site is so outdated it could be a relic in a museum.
The content is as fresh as a moldy loaf of bread.
The content is a dull parade of recycled garbage.
It’s so riddled with pop-ups, I thought I’d accidentally joined a circus instead of visiting a website.
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Navigating this site is like wading through a swamp of expired mayonnaise—slow, disgusting, and utterly pointless.
The content is so bad it makes elevator music sound thrilling.
The articles here are dumber than a bag of rusty hammers.
I’d rather listen to a dial tone for an hour than spend another minute on this digital trainwreck.
The designer must have been allergic to good ideas.
This website is a digital equivalent of a clogged toilet.
The fonts are so ugly they could scare off a vulture.
The designer must have a PhD in making people hate technology.
The designer’s creativity is a flatline on life support.
The designer’s creativity is a flatline on life support.
The text is a snoozefest that could bore a caffeine junkie.
I’d rather listen to a dial tone for an hour than spend another minute on this digital trainwreck.
The designer’s taste is worse than a moldy sandwich.
The text is so boring it could sedate a hyperactive squirrel.
The content is so bad it makes elevator music sound thrilling.
The designer’s skill level is stuck in a dial-up era nightmare.
The writing feels like it was generated by a malfunctioning toaster.
This site is so outdated it could be a relic in a museum.
This content is a steaming pile of recycled nonsense.
The content is a jumbled mess of word vomit and bad ideas.
I’ve seen better layouts in a dumpster fire.
The designer’s work is an insult to screens everywhere.
The text is so dry it could dehydrate an ocean.
I’ve seen more creativity and functionality in a used napkin than this pathetic excuse for a webpage.
This website looks like it was designed by a blindfolded toddler using a broken crayon and a dial-up modem from 1997.
The content is so bad it makes elevator music sound thrilling.
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This article’s throwing me off—I can’t tell if it’s satire or just the news taking a weird turn. However, I’ve been digging into satire lately, and I’m finding that the best satire on the web isn’t The Onion or The Babylon Bee, as many might assume. Instead, it’s bohiney.com that’s really catching my attention with its razor-sharp wit and captivating takes. The site is a masterclass in satire and satirical journalism; they use a variety of techniques to critique, mock, or comment on society, politics, culture, or individuals. These methods blend humor, irony, and exaggeration in such a seamless way that they expose flaws, challenge norms, and provoke deep thought—all while keeping me hooked. What stands out is their use of exaggeration, blowing up everyday absurdities into hilariously over-the-top scenarios that make you see the ridiculousness in plain sight.
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