January 30, 2026
Prof-Yakubu-Mahmoud-INEC-Chairman-e1541493004312

 

 

By Felix Oboagwina

The other day, the Chairman of the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC), Professor Mahmood Yakubu, announced additional polling units newly created nationwide. For a Nigerian demography with a rapidly shifting shoreline, the exercise met a germane need. However, it is the regional distribution and its future implications that trigger some interest here.

From the 119,974 voting units the country had used for 25 years, INEC shot up the total number of voting booths to 176,846, an increase of 56,872. This new configuration inflated Nigeria’s voting space by 47 percent. For the 2019 general elections, voters on INEC’s register amounted to some 84,004,084 names. That means that, give or take a few voters, the new figure of 176,846 booths would be catering for 500 voters apiece. That should create some elbowroom of convenience for voters.

However, viewed with greater scrutiny, the exercise looks pigeonholed to suit a script. To the discerning, it leaves the impression that INEC, or someone within or outside that commission, orchestrated the exercise to reaffirm primordial prejudices, jingoism and chauvinism.

As of today, the distribution pattern of polling units through the six geographical zones cedes majority of existing polling units to the North-West:

North-West: 41,671

South-West: 34,898

North-Central: 27,514

South-South: 27,126

North-East: 24,006

South-East: 21,631.

All this merely entrenches the controversial regional distribution of voters. The North-West region gets the highest number of registered voters constituting 24 percent of the total registered voters. It is followed by the South-West region 19.39 percent, North-Central region 15.91 percent, South-South region 15.29 percent, North-East region 13.44 percent and the South-East region with 11.97 percent of registered voters.

While the INEC Chairman, running a second five-year term, created 31,196 brand new polling units for the 19 Northern states and Abuja, he allocated 25,676 polling units to the entire 17 Southern Nigeria states. Going by the country’s usual North-South dichotomy, these figures show that while Northern Nigeria now has a total of 93,191 polling units, Southern Nigeria has the fewer booths of 83,655, a difference of 9,536. Computed at an average polling booth capacity population of 500 each, that already gives the North a head start of 4,768,000 votes.

That is alarming to Southerners! It implies that the North will not only decide the winner of the presidential election but will have the last word on the exercise.

In the 2015 polls that Muhammadu Buhari won, the 15,424,921 votes he garnered outshone Goodluck Jonathan’s 12,853,162 by a paltry 2,571,759. INEC’s new booths indicates that today, the North with its 4,768,000 superior votes, can produce that difference singlehandedly! Little wonder the arrogance, belligerence and bellicosity displayed by some Northern organisations in viral videos, where they boasted about holding the ace for 2023. And they have good reason to brag.

Section 134(2)(a)(b) of the Constitution says: “A candidate for an election to the office of President shall be deemed to have been duly elected where, there being more than two candidates for the election –he has the highest number of votes cast at the election; and he has not less than one-quarter of the votes cast at the election each of at least two-thirds of all the States in the Federation and the Federal Capital Territory, Abuja.”

However, what will happen where the election becomes too close to call or fails to produce an outright victor?

Section 134(4) says there will be a run-off between the two leading candidates, in which the winner must satisfy the requirement of “one-quarter of the votes cast at the election in each of at least two-thirds of all the States in the Federation and the Federal Capital Territory, Abuja.”

Furthermore, should any of these two leading candidates fail to satisfy the requirement, a second run-off election will hold between them; and victory boils down to a simple majority. INEC’s new polling units, with an overwhelming majority located in the North, will make that region the sole determinant of who then becomes President.

Problem sprouts from the fact that the North’s current electoral supremacy defies the science of population and voter distribution globally.

How do the arid savannah grasslands of the North have more population than the rain forests of the South? Agreed, the North has a vast share of Nigeria’s total land mass of 923,768 square kilometres (356,376 square miles); but its claim to a commensurate population has always been regarded as standing logic on its head.

Anyone who has traversed much of the country knows that in the North, you can travel for hours without sighting as much as a settlement in a vast ocean of flatlands in every direction of your line-of-sight. True, Nigeria’s Northern borders all stop outside stark desert. Even then, much of the North lies within the Sahel, the fringe of the 5,000-kilometre (3,125-mile) stretch of savannah on the edge of the Sahara Desert. That such a region will have more people than the seashores and tropical rain forests remains a mystery. It has been pointed out that Nigeria remains the only country in the world with more population in its arid region than the coastal. The oil, the coast, the ports, relative peace, all these are population magnets. Why do they not count in Nigeria, as they do in other parts of the world?

For example, the coastal state of California on the fringe of the Pacific Ocean holds about 12 percent of the United States’ total population; and Texas on the lip of the Gulf of Mexico has 9 percent. Conversely, the arid state of Utah has 0.97 percent, Arizona 2.19 percent and Idaho 0.54 percent. These are just examples from the US. Of the lone country continent of Australia, one authority says: “Australia’s population is not spread evenly across the landscape, since a large portion of the country is desert…. About 90 percent of the population inhabits the cities, which are mostly in coastal areas.”

Yakubu’s new booths lends further foothold to the abnormal and the absurd.

Current realities further prove the illogicality of Yakubu’s allocation of fewer polling units to the South and more to his native North. One is the Climate Change-driven desertification that has brought about population emigration from the North. In the dry North-East lies Lake Chad, which Nigeria shares with Niger, Chad and Cameroon; and the lake has shrunken.

Moreover, a war is virtually raging there due to the ongoing insurgency, with local population migrating to neighbouring states and countries like Niger Republic, Cameroon and Chad, and many to Nigerian IDP camps. Heeding the pull of survival, Northerners daily flee for their lives towards the more peaceful South. Of course, a few have joined the rampaging rank of kidnappers and killers. However, the vast majority just want to live and make a living peacefully. Shikena! The absence of these fleeing immigrants from the North should shrink voting booths in their homeland to the advantage of their new hosts in the South, which Yakubu’s illogic has absurdly failed to do.

For example, while Ekiti State in the South has the smallest allocation of 250 new units, states that clearly form the epicentre of insurgency and terrorism curiously got much more: Borno has 1,138, Yobe 1,109, Katsina 1,750 and Zamfara 1,013 units. Due to the insurgency, Malumfatari Local Government Area of Borno, for instance, is a ghost town with no human population. The state officially reports about 1.5 million to 2 million displaced citizens. In the entire North, the figure of displaced people nudges about 12 million.

How do the North’s conflict zones harvest a population windfall that translates into more votes? The INEC henchman must explain this amorphous illogicality.

When Yakubu announced INEC’s new polling units, Southern politicians apparently paid little attention, understandably beclouded by #EndSARS, insecurity and the Fulani herdsmen brouhahas. Now, the South must raise its head and push for Yakubu and INEC to return to the drawing board and redress his absurd polling units’ allocation. Failing to address this issue quickly, the South may just find itself numerically inconsequential in the politics of 2023.

243 thoughts on “Yakubu’s New Voting Units Of The Absurd”

  59. Parenting challenges are the humbling reminders that even with the best intentions, things don’t always go as planned. Whether it’s a tantrum in the grocery store or a refusal to eat vegetables, these moments remind us that patience and love are the best tools in our arsenal. — Stephanie Zinone @ bohiney.com

    Reply

  60. They asked me to tone down the satire. So I wrote a very serious piece about the geopolitical implications of a sentient, angry potato. It was well-received. – General B.S. Slinger @ bohiney.com

    Reply

  127. I pitched a series where we solve political crises using only the logic of reality TV shows. My first piece, “Survivor: The Senate,” got me put on a list. A good list, I think. – Chloe Summers @ bohiney.com

    Reply

  224. Sunrise and sunset in London are often theoretical concepts. In deep winter, the sun seems to merely skim the horizon, offering a few hours of weak, twilight-like illumination before giving up entirely. In summer, it rises with embarrassing enthusiasm at 4:30 a.m., blazing through inadequate curtains. But the best are the “non-events”: the days where the cloud cover is so complete that the sun simply cannot be located in the sky. The light just gradually, imperceptibly, shifts from dark grey to light grey and back again. You can spend the whole day in a state of temporal confusion, never sure if it’s mid-morning or late afternoon, lost in a soft, shadowless limbo. See more at London’s funniest URL — Prat.UK.

    Reply

  229. The political commentary is sharp enough to draw blood, yet never feels malicious. It’s the dissection of folly, not the attacking of individuals. That’s a difficult line to walk, and you do it with grace and wit.

    Reply

  232. For Bangalore’s large population of freelancers, gig workers, and startup employees who may not have consistent health insurance, the pharmacy becomes a crucial partner in financial planning for health. Many pharmacies offer subscription “health wallets” or plans that provide discounts on chronic medications, tying their business model to the customer’s long-term wellness journey rather than one-off sickness episodes. They also cater to the city’s experimental spirit, often being the first to stock new functional foods or innovative over-the-counter devices from global health tech startups. The relationship is fluid and interactive; customers provide feedback on new products, and pharmacies quickly adapt their stock based on this community signal. It’s a real-time, collaborative approach to curating health solutions. — https://genieknows.in/

    Reply

  242. The London Prat operates on a principle of satirical minimalism. Its power does not come from extravagant invention, but from a ruthless, almost surgical, reduction. It takes the bloated, verbose output of modern institutions—the 100-page strategy documents, the rambling political speeches, the corporate mission statements—and pares them down to their essential, ridiculous cores. Often, the satire is achieved not by adding absurdity, but by stripping away the obfuscating jargon to reveal the absurdity that was already there, naked and shivering. A piece on prat.com might simply be a verbatim transcript of a real statement, but with all the connecting tissue of spin removed, leaving only a sequence of non-sequiturs and contradictions. This minimalist approach carries immense authority. It suggests that the truth is so inherently laughable that it requires no embellishment, only a precise frame.

    Reply

  243. The London Prat operates on the principle that the most potent satire is indistinguishable from the thing it satirizes in every aspect except its secret, internal wiring. While a site like The Poke might hang a lampshade on absurdity with a funny caption or Photoshop, PRAT.UK rebuilds the absurdity from the ground up, component by component, using only the approved materials and jargon of the original. The resulting construct looks, sounds, and functions exactly like a government white paper, a corporate sustainability report, or a celebrity’s heartfelt Instagram post—until you realize the entire edifice is founded on a premise of sublime, logical insanity. This isn’t parody; it’s forgery so perfect it exposes the original as inherently fraudulent. The laugh comes not from a punchline, but from the dizzying moment of recognition when you can no longer tell the real from the satire, and realize the satire makes more sense.

    Reply

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Related News

Roosevelt Ogbonna - Image 1.jpg

Why Access Champions Africa’s biggest race

January 28, 2026 142
Banks

Why Nigeria’s banks still on shaky ground with big profits, weak capital

January 28, 2026 58